Golfing with the Cleveland Fagowees
a long walk spoiled
hope, muscle memory and a thin layer of denial
This is the version we like. Long walks, stubborn fairways, moments of ridiculous grace followed by immediate humility. No fixing your swing. No pretending you’ve got it figured out. Just good shots, bad bounces, fresh air, and four hours where the rest of life stays politely quiet. You play it hard, laugh when it goes sideways, and somehow walk off lighter than you arrived.
Golfing FAQ
Yes.
Whatever makes you think that today will be different that your last few golf outings.
“Losing” a ball is a harsh term. Instead, think of liberating it, setting it free, or breaking the surly bonds of Earth.
Skills are optional, but a strong sense of optimism and denial will smooth out the course for you.
Perfect, you will help inflate the rest of our egos.
You’ll know. They stop responding the way that they used to.
How we see ourselves
How others see us
